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26Jan/12

New Plot Synopsis For THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN Reveals “The Untold Story”

Remember a month ago when I was complaining that the cheesy “The Untold Story” tagline being used for Sony’s THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN sucked and how a story can’t really be an “Untold Story” if everybody and their mother already knows the story? Seems I might have been a little quick on the draw with that declaration of suckitude.

Film School Rejects has gotten their hands on the first official synopsis for the new Spidey flick and, wouldn’t you know it, it appears this new take is indeed an “Untold Story”. Well, part of it. The bit with Aunt May and Uncle Ben is basically the same. But everything else, especially the stuff centering around Peter’s parents and Curt Connors (who apparently works for OsCorp …which is owned by future Green Goblin Norman Osborne), is all-new and kinda exciting.

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26Jan/12

Lily Collins Exits THE EVIL DEAD Reboot

Lily Collins and her disconcerting DUNE-brows have bailed on Fede Alvarez’s reboot of THE EVIL DEAD, according to Variety.

Per Jeff Snieder’s Twitter feed: Again, in case you missed it, LILY COLLINS is OUT of THE EVIL DEAD reboot due to a scheduling issue. Agents, start your engines…

For those not aware, Collins’s character Mia was meant to be the reboot’s new take on everyone’s favorite Deadite slayer Ashley J. Williams (originally portrayed by the great Bruce Campbell). I guess I really shouldn’t have said “meant” because character is still going to be a female. Only thing changing here is Collins …which is good because she’s isn’t that great of an actress (see ABDUCTION for incontrovertible proof) and she was really all wrong for this role.

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25Jan/12

Don’t Clash With These Gritty New WRATH OF THE TITANS Images

Being that I’m rocking a wicked mean head cold at the moment, you’ll have to forgive me if I don’t say anything terribly interesting to say about these new pics from WRATH OF THE TITANS. The pics are …well, exactly what I was expecting. You’ve got Sam Worthington looking heroic, Ralph Fiennes looking villainous, Rosemund Pike looking good and Edgar Ramirez looking bored. That’s about it. Enjoy.

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25Jan/12

Film Bites: Welcome To Megan Fox Island!

I have no idea what the commercial after the jump is supposed to be promoting. I looked up CCAA on Yahoo and all I could find was the California Collegiate Athletic Association, the China Center of Adoption Affairs and the Commercial Collection Agency Association. I’m pretty sure this isn’t meant for any of those organizations. If it is, kudos to them for discovering the greatest vacation destination ever.

Click on the pic to take a trip to Megan Fox Island…

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25Jan/12

Empire Assembles THE AVENGERS

The newest issue of EMPIRE will be hitting newsstands tomorrow with five AVENGERS-themed covers. I’ve included them below (cribbed the images from CHUD) and they’re not too bad. Nothing special. Basically just the same static shots of the crew that we’ve been seeing on and off for the last few months.

I guess any AVENGERS news is good news. I just hope Marvel reveals the baddies pretty soon. Getting kinda antsy to know if there’s gonna be some Skrulls or not.

Oh and that rumor floating around that new Spider-Man Andrew Garfield is going to appear in THE AVENGERS in character is bunk. I don’t care what Jenny Agutter (so fine in LOGAN’S RUN) said to whatever newspaper …she was misquoted or misinformed. Sony owns Spidey. Marvel owns The Avengers. They will not play nice with each other (meaning Spidey won’t appear in a Marvel film and The Avengers won’t appear in a Sony film) to benefit each other. Plain and simple.

Click on the pic to check out the covers…

24Jan/12

The Complete List of Nominees For The 84th Annual Academy Awards Is Here!

The nominations for the 84th Annual Academy Awards are up and …meh. That’s all I’ve really got. Haven’t seen 90% of what’s listed below and the 10% I did see didn’t impress me all that much. Actually, scratch that, 1% of the 10% that I did see did actually impress me but the remaining 9% did not. Get that? Good.

After the jump is the full list of noms and a tiny bit of commentary from myself. Considering the lackluster choices this year (seriously, this is rough f**king bunch of nominees), don’t expect too much from me. Just some guesses, thoughts and a complaints. Click on the pic to check them out…

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24Jan/12

Mad Mel Takes Aim At The Russian Teaser For HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION (aka GET THE GRINGO)

A Russian trailer for HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION (which might end up being retitled GET THE GRINGO before heading to theaters) has popped up over on AICN and it doesn’t look half bad. Sure, I don’t understand anything that‘s being said. Releasing the first trailer in Russian tends to do that.

And yes, SUMMER star Mel Gibson has seen better days (moviegoers seem more interested in his tabloid exploits than the fact he’s still one of the most accomplished actor/director/writer/producers working today) and him churning out a relatively under the radar actioner could be perceived as a last ditch effort to regain some of his lost box office mojo.

And yes, yes, yes, one could (if inclined to do so) easily toss this flick off as a DESPERADO (South of the border locale) meets RESERVOIR DOGS (heist gone wrong, dude bleeding out in the back seat) meets THE DARK KNIGHT (clown masks) meets PAYBACK (an incredibly underrated robbery/revenge pic Mel headlined back in 1999) clone. I get all that.

But none of that really matters when you’ve got a guy catching a live grenade (ha) at the 00:25 mark and Mel up on the big screen doing what he does best (that would be kicking ass and taking names).

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23Jan/12

Theatrical Review: HAYWIRE

A first-rate revenge thriller loaded with blisteringly brutal hand-to-hand fight scenes, high-caliber cameos (Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender, Antonio Banderas, Channing Tatum, Michael Douglas and Bill Paxton) and a star-making turn from UFC superstar Gina Carano, Steven Soderbergh’s HAYWIRE is the kind of movie that shouldn’t be opening in January.

January is a “dump month” usually reserved for mainstream junk not worthy of release during the holidays (the Dolly Parton/Queen Latifah vehicle JOYFUL NOISE, the Marky Mark heist pic CONTRABAND and the new Katherine Heigl “Don’t call it a rom-com” ONE FOR THE MONEY), would-be Oscar bait (the 9-11 sudser EXTREMELY LOUD & UNCOMFORABLY CLOSE and unofficial YENTL remake ALBERT NOOBS) and cash-in sequels (UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING 3D and the “STAR WARS in WWII” epic RED TAILS) not an expertly made thrill ride that serves as a solid entry into the genre while managing to deconstruct it. Those kind of pics deserve better than January. HAYWIRE deserved better.

But I guess the issue that the studio and the theaters had was that HAYWIRE is very much Gina Carano’s show. Oh sure, the studio can put Fassbender and McGregor all over the posters and marketing materials. They can even have them tout the movie on the talk show circuit and pretend their roles are more than extended cameos …but they‘re fodder. Pretty faces for Carano to smash in, if you will.

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20Jan/12

Theatrical Review: MAN ON A LEDGE

I should preface this review of Asger Leth’s MAN ON A LEDGE by saying the screening I attended was immediately followed by a Q&A with Sam Worthington. While most find him to be wooden and bland, I dig the guy. I dig his work. I even dug him in CLASH OF THE TITANS. It’s certainly not his best (my picks would be TERMINATOR: SALVATION or TEXAS KILLING FIELDS) but it’s nowhere near as bad as most (including himself) have made it out to be.

And now I dig this guy even more because he’s a very down to Earth movie buff just like you and me. Dude knows his movies. Not only that, Worthington knows what we think of him. He is fully aware that his American accent (he’s Australian) is a little dodgy. He also took full blame for CLASH during the Q&A. Full blame. Says the main reason that movie sucked wasn’t because of the hackjob post-conversion 3D Warner slapped on it or the wonky ending but because he wasn’t able to bring his best to the role. I disagree with that…but how many actors out there are willing to admit that their performance was the problem? Usually it’s the actor blaming the director or the producers, not the actor blaming himself.

Worthington is also a hardcore movie buff who loves movies. Not films, not art house pics, not indies, but actual movies. Movies like LETHAL WEAPON and DIE HARD. You know, the movies that Hollywood churns out constantly but never rewards because they are simply moneymakers and not actual “films”.

But Worthington intentionally looks for those films. He wants to be a movie star. Not an important actor or even a well-respected one. He just wants to be a guy who’s face tells an audience they are in for a good movie worthy of their hard-earned moviegoer dollar. Plus, Worthington admitted that he only does movies he’d actually pay to see. Very cool. Just like when he admitted during the Q&A that he was psyched to meet his LEDGE co-star William Sadler because of his work as Death in BILL AND TED’S BOGUS JOURNEY and revealed he wanted to work with Banks because of ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO and that Ed Harris scared him a little because he was the guy who took over Alcatraz in THE ROCK. Worthington is a movie geek just like you and me …and I’m man-crushing. And bragging. Geez, I’m such a f**king douche. Sorry about that. I’ll aim to be less douchey for the remainder of this review.

From what I gathered from the Q&A, MAN ON A LEDGE was written, designed, cast and filmed solely to be an entertaining picture. Nothing more, nothing less. An antidote to the glut of high-profile dramas and important pictures that have been taking up space at the multiplex recently, if you will.

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20Jan/12

FX Passes On Live-Action POWERS Pilot

Bad news: Looks like it‘s a no-go for the proposed live-action POWERS series.

According to THR, FX head honcho John Landgraf felt the pilot (based on Brian Michael Bendis’s cult comic of the same name) wasn’t quite up to snuff and therefore he opted to give it a pass. Landgraf did however indicate that the powers (no pun intended) to be over at FX might eventually green-light the series if heavy rewrites and reshoots were to occur. Right now they’re in the process of deciding whether to fully pass on the project or give it a second chance.

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