I’m going to keep this short and sweet. Alexandra Daddario, the witchy-eyed megawatt hottie who’s been impressing in less-than-impressive flicks for quite some time now (HALL PASS, TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D, THE BABYSITTERS, the two PERCY JACKSON pics) but has only recently gained mainstream traction thanks a topless turn on TRUE DETECTIVE, has been given a spotlight profile in this month’s issue of Vanity Fair. It’s titled “The Case of the Missing Bikini.” With a title like that, I’m pretty sure you know where this story/bit/clickbait is going. Click the pic to check her out!
Model/Actress Kate Upton might not have pulled a turkey and landed the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue (celebrating its 50th anniversary this year) for the third year in a row, but she did get a pretty great consolation prize: The first ever zero gravity bikini shoot!
This isn’t a joke. SI actually sent Upton, along with a team of photographers and the specialists at Zero G, up in a modified Boeing-727 known as “G-Force One” (AKA “The Vomit Comet”) and let her do her thing in true weightlessness. I guess since they sent to Antarctica last year, space (or “as close to space as one can get without becoming an astronaut”) was the next logical step. I can’t wait to see where they sent her next year.
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Disney starlet Bella Thorne, soon to be seen in the cleverly titled home invasion thriller HOME INVASION and the Adam Sandler “comedy” BLENDED, is the new face of the Candie’s clothing line. Seeing as I’ve posted previous the campaign pics of Candie’s girls Vanessa Hudgens and Hayden Panettiere, I thought it would be a good idea to share Thorne’s set.
That’s all I’ve got to say about lovely young Thorne since any further discussion might result in me suffering a CHINATOWN-esque meltdown. She’s jailbait! She’s clickbait! She’s jailbait! She’s clickbait! She’s jailbait! She’s clickbait! She’s BOTH!!
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I’m a big fan of THE BIG BANG THEORY. Big in the sense that I watch it all the time (it’s a good background noise kind of show) and not in that I’m big and a fan… though that both of those remarks are true and to be expected since I write mindless movie malarkey (old-timey slang for two points!) for a living. Whoa. Sorry about that. Been feeling pretty fat lately. Not sure what it is about trying to lose weight, but the minute you start doing it, you suddenly realize how big you’ve gotten, you start to feel every single pound of it, and holy f*cking hell have I derailed this first paragraph. MULLIGAN!
I’m a big BIG BANG THEORY fan and, being that I am one, I’ve got a hierarchy of who my favorite and least favorite main characters are. Sheldon (Jim Parsons), Penny (Kaley Cuoco), and Raj (Kunal Nayyar) are numbers #2, #3, and #4 respectively. Howard (Simon Helberg) and Amy (Mayim Bialik) are tied at #5. Leonard (Johnny Galecki) is slam at the bottom of the list at #6, likely never to go any higher due to his insufferable whininess. Yeah, Sheldon is whiny too, but he’s fun whiny. Leonard is just whiny.
At #1 is sweet Bernadette, played by C.O.O.L (Current Object Of Lust) cutie Melissa Rauch. Ask anyone who’s ever seen me watch BIG BANG and they’ll tell you I go into a freakin’ trance every single time this gal shows up. I could listen to that sexy little squeak-voice of hers all day. Hell, I like Bernadette so much that I just wish they just spin Howard and her off onto their own show and… okay, maybe not that much, but I dig both Bernadette and Rauch. Something about these two (Is it weird that I’m separating them or proper?) is just crazy appealing to me.
Which is why I practically cheered when I saw that Rauch landed a uber-naughty spread in the December issue of MAXIM. Sure, I’d have preferred Rauch stripping off her pink sweater and floral print dress while in character as Bernadette, but I ain’t gonna complain about some kinky S&M-themed action. Won’t complain one bit.
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