Kate Upton Cast Alongside Cameron Diaz And Leslie Mann In THE OTHER WOMAN
According to THR, model Kate Upton has joined the cast of Nick Cassavetes’ upcoming comedy THE OTHER WOMAN. The film is about a woman (Cameron Diaz) who discovers she is “the other woman” in an affair. She then teams up with wife (Leslie Mann) and other mistress (Upton) of the husband (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) to exact revenge. Nicki Minaj co-stars as an assistant at a law firm who doles out love advice from the vantage point of her third marriage.
Diaz, Mann, and Minaj? Wow. There’s a trio I have absolutely no interest in seeing up on the big screen. My interest even manages to dip a little lower than “NONE” when I hear this flick is being sold as “a younger version of THE FIRST WIVES CLUB”.
So why am I am posting about this? The answer is simple: Kate Upton. I’ll see THE OTHER WOMAN because of her. I’ll endure what is sure to be two hours of pandering faux-feminist pop bubblegum bullplop just to witness a few minutes of cutie pie Upton trying to be an ACTRESS. Maybe she’ll succeed, maybe she’ll fail. Either way, I’ll be there.
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First Look: Alexa Vega In MACHETE KILLS
In case you haven’t heard, Alexa Vega will be playing an assassin named Killjoy in Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE KILLS. She recently uploaded a pic of herself in character and in costume (ha) to her Twitter account. I’ve included that pic after the jump. Please try not drool on your keyboard when the realization little Carmen Cortez from SPY KIDS has blossomed into a 24-year-old uber-hottie hits you.
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Happy Halloween From Arianny Celeste!
C.O.O.L (Current Object Of Lust) gal Arianny Celeste is scary sexy. No, seriously, she’s scary sexy. She’s a sexy babe (who also happens to be a UFC Octagon Girl, actress, and Playboy Cover Model) capable of being scary (in an non-scary Elvira kind of way). Boobs and blood. Booty and brains. Scary sexy. See what I’m getting at? Am I over-explaining this? Am I waffling? Probably.
Just click on the pic to check her out. You know you want to.
You Need/Want To Check Out These Pics From Harmony Korine’s SPRING BREAKERS
Harmony Korine’s upcoming comedy/drama SPRING BREAKERS is about four best friends — Faith (Selena Gomez), Candy (Vanessa Hudgens), Brit (Ashley Benson), and Cotty (Rachel Korine) — are trying to save enough money for spring break to get their shot at having some real fun. A serendipitous encounter with rapper “Alien” (James Franco) promises to provide the girls with all the thrills and excitement they could hope for. With the encouragement of their new friend, it soon becomes unclear how far the girls are willing to go to experience a spring break they will never forget.
Hope you enjoyed that little plot synopsis …because I totally just used it as filler material to pad out a piece that solely exists to show off nubile young girls in bikinis. More to the point, a piece that shows off Benson (an underrated hottie who you really need to check out in PRETTY LITTLE LIARS and BRING IT ON: IN IT TO WIN IT), Hudgens (a slightly overrated hottie who needs a hit to help her shake the stink of the HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL franchise), Gomez (a high-level hottie who’d be an EPIC hottie if she didn’t have that annoying little girlfriend of hers dragging down her stock), and Korine (a middle of the road hottie who’s only here because she happens to be married to the director) in bikinis. You’re welcome.
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C.O.O.L: ATTACK OF THE SHOW Co-Host Sara Jean Underwood Is A Costumed Cutie
The pics after the jump are of geek goddess Sara Jean Underwood looking ridiculously sexy while modeling the 2012 Roma Costume Catalog. So let’s be honest: You’re not here to read. You’re here because Underwood is hot and you want to check her out. I don’t mind you are interested in some semi-witty prose and pointless commentary. It’s cool. Just go ahead and click on the pic for some amazingly hot cosplay action…
TOTAL RECALL Round-Up: Banners, Clips, Trailers, Behind-The-Scenes Footage, And Your First Look At Kaitlyn Leeb (AKA “The Hooker With Three Boobs”)
Are you ready for a TOTAL RECALL reboot round-up? I hope so because I’m going to dump three new Japanese banners (one of which is pictured above), two behind-the-scenes featurettes (one focusing on story, the other on action), six clips (which, when watched back-to-back, form a silly little Cliff Notes version of the flick), and a new trailer (which I may or may not have already posted) whether you are or not. Such is the way of the massive infodump post.
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Lady Gaga And Alexa Vega Join The Cast Of Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE KILLS
With a cast that already includes Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, Zoe Saldana, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Edward James Olmos, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding Jr, twin sisters Electra and Elise Avellan, AND Charlie Sheen, one would assume there was no way the cast for MACHETE KILLS could get any more eclectic. And one would be wrong.
Director Robert Rodriguez announced yesterday via his Twitter page that pop songstress Lady Gaga has joined the cast as a character named La Chameleon. That’s right, Mother Monster just joined the MACHETE sequel. How f*cking crazy is that? That’s so crazy it makes the casting of Sheen as the President Of The United States seem positively normal by comparison.
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C.O.O.L: Kate Upton Gets Patriotic For GQ
Kate Upton. If you’re a regular visitor to the site then you probably already noticed I have a moderately unhealthy fix on this lovely lass. Post pics of her all the time despite the fact she’s not an actress (outside of brief cameos in TOWER HEIST and THE THREE STOOGES) and this is a site primarily devoted to movies, actors, and actresses.
I understand her inclusion here probably doesn’t make sense to some. Might even offend a few readers. And I get it might seem a little crass and untoward of me to shove pics of her bodacious bosom in your face every week or so.
But you know what? This site is a digital representation of my likes and dislikes and …I like Kate Upton. A lot.
Click on the pic to check out what might be Kate’s hottest photoshoot yet…
C.O.O.L: Kristen Stewart And Charlize Theron Go Goth Glam For INTERVIEW
I like Kristen Stewart. Like her movies, like her acting, like her look. I know most folks, for whatever reason, think she’s the worst f**king actress in the world but I could care less. This is my site and I dig her. Any chance to post pics of her is one worth taking. Especially when those pics are of her and the lovely Charlize Theron getting all dark and gothy for INTERVIEW
Click on the pic to check these two lovely ladies out…
Pop-Pourri: Fifty Years Of Bond Girls
Ever wondered how many lovely ladies super-spy James Bond has encountered during his fifty years up on the big screen? Well, wonder no more! CableTV has crafted a massive infographic detailing the entire history of Bond babes (including the ones featured in the newest pic SKYFALL). Click on the pic to check it out…
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