Go Big Or Go Extinct With This New Trailer For Guillermo Del Toro’s PACIFIC RIM
Confession Time: I fully expect Guillermo Del Toro’s PACIFIC RIM to tank when it hits theaters this summer. My guess is it’ll probably make half its budget — which is rumored to be somewhere between 150 to 200 million — back at the domestic box office and maybe do decent business overseas. Japan, with their proclivity for all things Kaiju, will probably help push it into the black but not much further.
Why? Well, modern audiences have a real nasty tendency to reject that which isn’t a reboot, sequel, rehash, or based off an already established property. PACIFIC RIM is an original IP (one that pays homage to GODZILLA, ROBOT JOX, and GUNHED without remaking them) from a great director whose films always impress but rarely make money (MIMIC, HELLBOY, and HELLBOY 2: THE GOLDEN ARMY all underperformed). Throw in the fact that RIM is being released within weeks of a reboot (THE LONE RANGER) and six sequels (DESPICABLE ME 2, RED 2, GROWN UPS 2, THE WOLVERINE, THE SMURFS 2, 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE) and you’ve got a recipe for disaster.
That having been said, I also fully expect PACIFIC RIM to be AMAZING. Maybe even the best movie of the summer. How could a movie featuring PORTAL baddie GLaDOS, Idris Elba cancelling the apocalypse, Charlie Hunnam mangling an American accent, Charlie Day doing a wicked JJ Abrams impersonation, and, oh yeah, Jaegers (AKA Giant F*cking Robots!) battling Kaiju (AKA Giant F*cking Monsters!) not be.
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Ryan Reynolds And Jeff Bridges Battle The Undead In First Trailer For R.I.P.D.
The first trailer and poster for DEAD MEN IN BLACK starring a Southern fried Jeff Bridges and very glum Ryan Reynolds have arrived online and …waitasec. This is from R.I.P.D? You mean the material after the jump is NOT from a supernatural MEN IN BLACK spin-off but rather Universal’s big summer tentpole pic? Huh. You’ll understand why my confusion once you’ve seen the trailer.
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Film Bites: Summit Unleashes New Trailer And Character Posters For RED 2
Summit has released a new trailer and a series of headache-inducing (So much oversaturated Photoshop!) character posters for Dean Parisot’s RED 2. While I’d love to express some emotion about this bevy of promotional material, I’m still reeling from the fact some exec actually greenlit a sequel to RED.
Sure, the first one had some good performances (Helen Mirren basically stole the entire damn movie) and decent moments (Mirren gleefully gunning down baddies, Karl Urban and Bruce Willis beating the living hell out of each other, “The Pig”) but it was hardly worthy of a follow-up. Much less one that appears to be recycling all the best material from the first film but new actors (Anthony Hopkins, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Lee Byung-hun) in place of the ones who are M.I.A. (Urban, Brian Cox) or were K.I.A. (Morgan Freeman, Richard Dreyfuss).
Oh well. Maybe Parisot will somehow make this totally unnecessary sequel necessary. Dude directed GALAXY QUEST once upon a time. That gives me the tiniest bit of hope this won’t end up being another THE WHOLE TEN YARDS.
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Check Out New Trailers For HATCHET 3, THE PURGE, NO ONE LIVES, YOU’RE NEXT
Blood, blood, and more blood. That’s all I got from the incredibly NSFW red band trailer for BJ McDonnell’s HATCHET III. Well, that and visual evidence Zach Galligan (Billy from GREMLINS!) is alive and well. Where’s that dude been for the last twenty years?
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Check Out The NSFW Alternate Ending To The Oscar-Winning Short “Paperman”
Remember “Paperman”, the Oscar-winning Disney short that cleverly combined computer-generated and hand-drawn animation to tell the tale of a beautiful woman, a lonely man, and his paper airplanes? Of course you do. If you don’t, don’t worry, I’ve included it after the jump along with a NSFW alternate ending. Click on the pic to check it out…
Paramount Beams Nine New STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS Character Posters Online
Paramount Pictures has beamed nine new character STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS one-sheets featuring Kirk (Chris Pine), Spock (Zachary Quinto), Uhura (Zoe Saldana), Sulu (John Cho), McCoy (Karl Urban), John Harrison (Benedict Cumberbatch), Carol Marcus (Alice Eve), Scotty (Simon Pegg), and Chekov (Anton Yelchin) online. Click on the pic to check them out…
GAME OF THRONES Collides With Marvel In First THOR: THE DARK WORLD Teaser
Are you ready to check out the teaser trailer for THOR: THE DARK WORLD? You better be because it’s below, nearly a week in advance of its big screen debut in front of IRON MAN 3, and it is MIGHTY. Not only does this two minute slice of geeky goodness give fanboys and girls quick, but cheer-worthy, glimpses at all the returning cast members — love that jealous look Sif (Jamie Alexander) gives Jane (Natalie Portman) and Loki (Tom Hiddleston) has transformed himself into a Asgardian Hannibal Lecter — and their first good look at Dark Elf king Malekith the Accursed (Christopher Eccleston) but it also shows off the gritty new vibe GAME OF THRONES helmer Alan Taylor has infused into the franchise. Click on the pic to check it out…
KICK-ASS 2 Scores An Official Synopsis, Three Trailers, And Character Posters
Apologies for the five month disappearance but that is unfortunately what happens when health and personal issues team up to take a guy down. I won’t bore you details because, well, they’re boring, not worth getting into, and nowhere near related to movies, television, video games, girls, or pop culture. Let’s just say things have turned around and I’m ready to get back to ranting and raving.
First up: KICK-ASS 2. After months of Twitter teases and spy pics, Universal Pictures has finally decided to deliver some NSFW promo material for director Jeff Wadlow’s highly anticipated sequel in the form of an official synopsis, three trailers (red, green, international), and a rather large collection of character posters.
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GANGSTER SQUAD Character Posters And Trailer: No Names, No Badges, No Mercy
Warner Bros has released six posters, nine banners, and a sweet new theatrical trailer for Rueben Fleischer’s THE GANGSTER SQUAD.
Originally set to hit theaters this past October, SQUAD was, due to the events of the Aurora shooting, pushed to January 11th, 2013 so the finale, a shoot-out in a movie theater, could be removed and reshot. Reshoots took place last August and bits of the new finale, which now takes place in Chinatown, can be glimpsed in the new trailer.
Broken Record: I’m still not sure what to think of this flick. Part of me — the part that loves old-school “cops VS gangster” pics – hopes/thinks director Rueben Fleischer (let us love ZOMBIELAND and forgive 30 MINUTES OR LESS) and his absolutely fan-f*cking-tastic cast (Sean Penn, Josh Brolin, Ryan Gosling, Michael Peña, Frank Grillo, Anthony Mackie, Giovanni Ribisi, Robert Patrick, Nick Nolte, and a red hot Emma Stone) will knock this one out of the park and deliver the next L.A. CONFIDENTIAL or THE UNTOUCHABLES. That would be awesome.
The other part of me — the part that gets nauseous when Hollywood attempts to make the old-school gangster genre “hip” by favoring a hot young cast (see THE BLACK DAHLIA and MOBSTERS), a hip-hop soundtrack (I really hope the music cues in the trailer are temporary) and gobs of flashy visuals (see PUBLIC ENEMIES, HOODLUM, and ROAD TO PERDITION) over a solid, non-derivative script — is concerned SQUAD will end up being an equally unsuccessful rehash of 1996’s MULHOLLAND FALLS which, outside of some wonderfully gratuitous Jennifer Connelly nudity, wasn’t all that great to begin with. That would be less awesome.
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Sequel Bites: FRIGHT NIGHT 2, CURSE OF CHUCKY, And THE LAST EXORCISM 2: THE BEGINNING OF THE END
Good News: STYD has uncovered director Eduardo Rodriguez (EL GRINGO, STASH HOUSE, the still unreleased CURANDERO) is in talks to direct FRIGHT NIGHT 2. Filming is set to begin in Romania soon.
Bad News: FRIGHT NIGHT 2 is going to be an in-name-only sequel to last year’s FRIGHT NIGHT reboot starring Colin Farrell, Anton Yelchin, and David Tennant.
Confused? Allow me to explain. Dreamworks sold the FN rights off to another company, one not named in the STYD piece for some inexplicable reason, when the reboot underperformed at the box office. That company scrapped the initial sequel concept (which had Tennant’s Peter Vincent battling a new army of vamps, led by Christopher Mintz-Plasse’s “Evil Ed”, in another city) for a standalone direct-to-video installment that, if financially successful, will transform the franchise into a TALES FROM THE CRYPT-esque anthology series.
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