GRIM AND GRITTY DOESN’T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THE NEW POTTER POSTERS

Because all I know is HARRY POTTER, I’m here again to being you some Potter-Power (like an energy bar, but it gives you the strength to carry on until Nov 19)! Newly released are some posters to make you drool in the glory that is HARRY POTTER. Though, if you’re not a POTTER-fan, you can still enjoy these because posters in general are a wonderful thing: they give you a nice appetizer (like trailers) so that you can get more of an idea of what you’re getting into. Also, they’re kinda pretty to look at. Ooo, shiny. Anyways, on to the posters-at-hand…

The trio poster reminds me that there is a lot of running/camping in this movie; like LoTR, be ready for lots of woods and tents. Alrighty? We can’t really help that. And then we have the three posters with each of the trio, and they’re all pretty much the same: here I have my wand, I’m in the city, OMG I’m all paranoid because “nowhere is safe”, and what the hell are those red things?

No, seriously, the first time I looked the posters, I wondered if it was blood, pretty red fireflies, or fairies. Though, looking closer, it appears to be fire, and I’m assuming this is going with the theme of the burning Hogwarts poster. So, we’re running from the bad guys, it’s not safe, and we’re heading to burning Hogwarts. Lovely theme. How about Voldy torturing a kitty while we’re at it?

Okay okay, joking aside, I’m happy with the posters, but they’re a little bit bland in my opinion, but great nonetheless because it’s Harry Potter, danggit! And WHY is Ron so clean while Harry and Hermione are dirty children? Just a comment. At least they’re not floating heads, though I think Hermione is levitating in her poster.