A one-sheet for Paul W.S. Anderson’s upcoming 3D crazy-ass reboot of THE THREE MUSKETEERS (Damn thing has Final Fantasy-style airships in it. AIRSHIPS!) has popped up online and…hey, I didn’t know Jennifer Aniston was doing action pics now! Is she playing D’Artagnan? I’m no Faniston and she is a little old for this, but maybe a gender swap is just the thing to make yet another remake of the Musketeer story wor…wait a sec. What do mean that's not Aniston? That’s who? Logan Lerman? The kid from PERCY JACKSON?!? Oh, um, okay. I guess I’ve said all I need to say about this. Let’s move along, shall we?