13Apr/18

T.G.I.F. #48: WILD THINGS (UNRATED)

TOTALLY GRATUITOUS AND INAPPROPRIATE FRIDAY is a spoiler-laden NSFW podcast where J Bryant and AngieBee discuss movies/shows you probably shouldn’t watch with your spouse, significant other, teenage children, parents, small children, buddies, children in general, siblings, folks you barely know, or ones with heart conditions. You’ve been warned.

In this week's episode of Totally Gratuitous and Inappropriate Friday, J Bryant and AngieBee discuss the sexy, sleazy, sinfully slick unrated cut of WILD THINGS starring Matt Dillon, Kevin Bacon, Neve Campbell, Denise Richards, and Bill Murray.

When teen debutante Kelly (Denise Richards) fails to attract the attention of her hunky guidance counselor, Sam (Matt Dillon), she cries rape, igniting a scandal that results in his arrest. Sam appeals to Ken (Bill Murray), a hack personal-injury lawyer who has never handled a case that couldn't be helped by a prop neck brace. Soon, a second victim, Suzie (Neve Campbell), comes forward, and Detective Duquette (Kevin Bacon) discovers that the unfolding case is far from what it seems.

The Official WILD THINGS (Unrated) Drinking Game

Take a shot if you spot…

…A late 90s pop ditty from the likes of Third Eye Blind or Smash Mouth creeping onto the soundtrack.

…An extreme close-up of an alligator, lizard, or raccoon.

…Denise Campbell’s C cups.

Take a double shot if you spot…

…Muddy footprints indicating something is afoot.

…An extreme close-up of a late 90s camcorder.

…Neve Campbell’s bare backside.

Take a triple shot if you spot…

…Matt Dillon, Denise, and Neve getting it ON.

…Denise and Neve in a full DYNASTY-level catfight.

…Kevin Bacon’s bacon. By “bacon” we mean his dick. Take a hard triple shot when Bacon busts out the bacon/dick.

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