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T.G.I.F. #53: DEATH RACE 2050

TOTALLY GRATUITOUS AND INAPPROPRIATE FRIDAY is a spoiler-laden NSFW podcast where J Bryant and AngieBee discuss movies/shows you probably shouldn’t watch with your spouse, significant other, teenage children, parents, small children, buddies, children in general, siblings, folks you barely know, or ones with heart conditions. You’ve been warned.

In this week's episode of Totally Gratuitous and Inappropriate Friday, J Bryant and AngieBee discuss the deliriously demented demolition derby that is ROGER CORMAN’S DEATH RACE 2050 starring Manu Bennett, Marci Miller, Yancy Bulter, and Malcolm McDowell.

Legendary filmmaking icon, Roger Corman, is back with his most outrageous film yet in this sensational, action-packed and darkly humorous reboot of the original Death Race 2000!

It's the year 2050 and America is controlled by an all-powerful corporate government ruled by The Chairman (Malcolm McDowell). The masses have been brainwashed with violent virtual-reality entertainment. The event of the year is the Death Race, in which a motley crew of violent drivers compete in a cross-country road race, scoring points for shamelessly running people over and driving each other off the road. The reigning champion and fan favorite, Frankenstein (Manu Bennett), who's half-man half-machine, wants to take the crown, but his rebel spy co-pilot threatens his legacy.

The Official DEATH RACE 2050 Drinking Game

Take a shot when…

…Jed Perfectus full-on strips down. Not him just being shirtless or partially nuce, but him fully stripping off all his clothes.

…Minerva Jefferson drops a preview of her hit single ‘Drive Drive, Kill Kill’.

… AI A.B.E experiences an existential crisis.

Take a double shot when…

…the movie stops cold for a silly “singing in the shower” exposition dump.

…a Trump-ian kaiju-sized hologram of The Chairman appears and explains to the audience the plot of the film they are about to watch.

…artificial intelligence A.B.E pleasures his proxy.

Take a triple shot when…

…Frankenstein and Perfectus engage in a very homoerotic fist/wrestling/tickle fight.

…Tammy The Terrorist drops a casual reference to ‘Saint Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’ or ‘Saint James Dean’.

…the ‘Penis Pulverizer 3000’ makes its film debut.

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