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T.G.I.F. #58: DEATHSTALKER (1983)

TOTALLY GRATUITOUS AND INAPPROPRIATE FRIDAY is a spoiler-laden NSFW podcast where J Bryant and AngieBee discuss movies/shows you probably shouldn’t watch with your spouse, significant other, teenage children, parents, small children, buddies, children in general, siblings, folks you barely know, or ones with heart conditions. You’ve been warned.

In this week's episode of Totally Gratuitous and Inappropriate Friday, J Bryant and AngieBee discuss the death-tastic, death-dealing, death-defying DEATHSTALKER starring Rick Hill, Lana Clarkson, Richard Brooker, and Barbi Benton.

The mighty warrior Deathstalker (Rick Hill) sets off on a journey to battle the evil warlock ruling his medieval kingdom and compete in the most challenging tournament in the land. To the winner of the tournament will go the throne, the ultimate mystical power, and the love of the beautiful Princess Codille (Barbi Benton). But first, Deathstalker must prove himself worthy of his legacy and treachery lurks at every turn.

Take a shot when…

…Deathstalker (Rick Hill) doesn’t ask for permission. That’s not okay, Deathstalker! Not okay at all.

…it’s time for a bout of unexpectedly homoerotic grappling!

…creepy little Howard makes an appearance.

Take a double shot when…

…Deathstalker suffers a totally earned case of the blue balls.

…it’s time for some mud wrestling!

…some random bastard gets his head lopped clean off.

Take a triple shot when…

…Kaira (Lana Clarkson) makes her topless introduction and promptly steals the film from its titular character.

…it’s time for a gratuitous jumping montage!

…the ogre/pigman tears a guy’s arm off and uses it to beat another guy to death.

The jumping men in the opening scene of DEATHSTALKER were members of a local mime group. (IMDB)

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