God Help Us All, Megan Fox And Lindsay Lohan Are Circling The CARRIE Reboot

Showbiz Spy is reporting that Megan Fox is desperately wants to play the lead in Screen Gems upcoming remake of CARRIE. This comes hot on the heels of the news that Lindsay Lohan, who apparently didn’t realize that Stephen King was joking when he suggested her for CARRIE 2.O, is also desperate to play everybody’s favorite telekinetic teen.

This is usually the point where I reprint some pull quote from the original article and then make a few pithy comments about said quote, but I’m not going to do that today. No, I’m going to take the high road and not injure your eyeballs with the quotes about how these two love the source material and think they are perfect for the role of Carrie White. Don’t need to waste your time with that, do I? You and I both know that you are a perfectly rational human being. And being that you are perfectly rational, I don’t need to tell you that neither of these actresses are right for this role. Nor do I need to tell you that they shouldn’t be allowed within a thousand feet of a CARRIE reboot. You know this, I know this and any studio with half a lick of sense knows this.

Now, I personally don’t think Megan Fox is all that bad of an actress. No kidding. I actually like her style and I think that she’s pretty good in most of the stuff she’s done. But CARRIE? No. Gal can’t pull it off. Too pretty, too cheerleader-y, too….well, too much. Plus, didn’t she already get the whole “teen supernatural killer” thing out of her system with JENNIFER’S BODY? Long story short, Fox doesn’t need to retread the same ground twice. BODY didn’t do well with folks and I’m pretty sure a CARRIE redo with her in the lead won’t either.

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