SDCC 2012: The First Official Synopsis For Jose Padilha’s ROBOCOP Has Arrived!
Bleeding Cool has uncovered the first official synopsis for Jose Padilha’s upcoming ROBOCOP reboot and …it reads exactly like the original film. What a shock.
Between the dull synopsis after the jump (I thought this was going to different) and the ED-209 redesign (Bayformer, Bayformer, BAYFORMER!!!) that hit the net last week, my interest in this flick is quickly dwindling. Remember back when Darren Aronofsky was going to helm this? Remember back when Michael Fassbender and Russell Crowe were up for the lead? Oh well…
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Sony Developing ZORRO Reboot
Reboots, reboots, reboots. So many reboots.
Seems Sony feels the ZORRO franchise in need of one. Yeah, it’s been only six years since THE LEGEND OF ZORRO with Antonio Banderas graced the big screen and a little over a decade since THE MASK OF ZORRO but I guess that doesn’t really matter. I’d argue that this is too soon …but what’s the point? It’s happening. Can‘t stop it. We need to deal.
Per Deadline: Sony Pictures has tapped TV scribes Matthew Federman & Stephen Scaia to write the studio’s reboot of the Zorro franchise, which won’t be a remake but an origin tale of the comic book icon based on the 2005 Isabel Allende novel.
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FilmDistrict In Talks To Distribute RED DAWN; Eyeing Summer 2012 Release
The LA Times is reporting that MGM’s long-delayed RED DAWN reboot is in the process of being snapped up by FilmDistrict. Word has it that once the movie is procured, a new ad campaign centering around star Chris Hemsworth (THOR) will be whipped up and the movie will be dumped into theaters summer 2012. Yay.
Why summer 2012 and not sooner? That’s easy. Hemsworth doesn’t have anything coming out right now. Oh sure, the THOR Blu-Ray and DVD release is selling like hotcakes but that isn’t something you can piggyback a major theatrical release on. On the other hand, Hemsworth has THE AVENGERS and SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN (not to mention CABIN IN THE WOODS, another long-delayed project that’s been floating around since MGM went under) hitting summer 2012 and that is something you can definitely latch onto. Wouldn’t shock me a bit to see RED DAWN land a release date right between the two.
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Film Bites: New TV Spot For THE THING Prequel Reinforces Remake Rumors
The more I see of THE THING, the more I realize this is less a prequel to John Carpenter’s sci-fi classic THE THING (yes, the prequel and the original have the same title) and more a full-on reboot that is disguising itself as a prequel in order to fool fanboys and audiences into believing that it is not a reboot. Bit like the titular alien, huh? Disguising itself in order to fool those around it into believing they are safe.
Trust me…you’re not safe. THE THING, the new one, is a remake. Universal may not want you to know it, but it is. Go in knowing that and you might have a good time. You might be able to just accept that this is just another remake that may or may not stand alongside the original. Certainly won’t top it (Carpenter’s version is classic), but it might not insult it.
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Alcon Entertainment And Kurt Wimmer Go To The Extreme With POINT BREAK Reboot
According to Deadline, Alcon Entertainment (the studio behind the recently-announced BLADE RUNNER sequel/prequel/reboot thing) and Kurt Wimmer (writer of the upcoming TOTAL RECALL remake) have teamed up to reboot the 1991 cult classic POINT BREAK. Gotta wonder if this will actually ever see the light of day or if it will end up disappearing like the pseudo-sequel (POINT BREAK: INDO) Jan De Bont was working on a few years back.
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DEAD LIKE ME Creator Bryan Fuller Developing Hannibal Lecter TV Series
I kinda miss Hannibal Lecter. No, seriously, I do. I miss the scary version of Hannibal. The guy who made your skin crawl with a few simple words, a slurping sound and a lack of blinking. I miss the guy that taunted Will Graham (William Petersen in what was basically the prototype for his work on CSI) in MANHUNTER, who nibbled on Ray Liotta’s brain matter in HANNIBAL and scared the living daylights out of the entire world in THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. Is it bad that I miss the monster who crucified a guard and cut some poor schmuck’s face off just so he could escape and live the good life down in Bimini? That guy scared me.
Then came RED DRAGON. Yeah, yeah, yeah, one can argue that it was truer to Thomas Harris’s novel than MANHUNTER. That doesn’t change the fact that Hannibal wasn’t scary anymore. Anthony Hopkins wasn’t scary. He was scary in SILENCE. Hell, he was downright f**king frightening in that flick.
And he was pretty damn messed-up in HANNIBAL. Maybe not scary, but definitely demented. Once DRAGON rolled around, however, the teeth were gone. The shark was no longer dangerous. Hannibal had become a punchline, a joke, a non-threat. Not sure if it was Ted Tally’s script, Brett Ratner’s direction or the fact that Ralph Fiennes was a beast (far scarier than Hannibal), but MANHUNTER ended up being the better adaptation despite the fact that it changed a good deal of the details.
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Summit Taps 28 WEEKS LATER Helmer Juan Carlos Fresnadillo For HIGHLANDER
Deadline is reporting that Juan Carlos Fresnadillo (28 WEEKS LATER, INTRUDERS) is the frontrunner to helm Summit’s reboot of HIGHLANDER. You might remember that Justin Lin recently dropped out in order to focus on FAST SIX for Universal. Summit has been scrambling like mad to find a replacement since his departure.
I’d love to say that Fresnadillo is a fine choice and all (his work, thus far, has been impressive) but there’s a big thing keeping from getting excited about his hire: the reboot of THE CROW. You know, the one that Fresnadillo is attached to? The one that Bradley Cooper is set to star in? Yeah…that f**king scares me. Certainly makes me wonder if I (or any of the other HIGHLANDER fans out there) should be happy that this guy is going to be handling the new adventures of Connor McLeod of the clan McLeod. Anyone who would permit or allow Cooper to play Eric Draven is not of sound mind. Just saying.
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See Cenobite Designs From Aborted Lussier/Farmer HELLRAISER Reboot
As if it wasn’t bad enough that Patrick Lussier and Todd Farmer (MY BLOODY VALENTINE) are no longer attached to Dimension’s reboot of HELLRAISER, ShockTillYouDrop has come along and made the news even worse.
After the jump are four concept designs that were whipped up by Gary J. Tunnicliffe for the aborted project — the first being the new Pinhead, the second and third pics a male character identified as “Skinner” and the final one a new female Cenobite. Very cool stuff that will depress you considering none of these designs will probably ever be used. Dimension is pushing for a PG-13 with this project and that means no giant phallic headpieces or stitched together organs. Yay.
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SHARK NIGHT 3D Director To Helm Remake Of Ultra-Violent Anime KITE
Little late with this bit, but I guess late is better than never. Variety is reporting that David R. Ellis (the stunt-man-turned-director who brought the world SNAKES ON A PLANE and SHARK NIGHT 3D) is attached to direct a live-action adaptation of the 1998 anime KITE. Flick is set to be produced by Anant Singh and Brian Cox (who I’m pretty sure is NOT the actor who appeared in X2 and MANHUNTER) through their Distant Horizon production banner.
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ROMANCING THE STONE 2.0 Is Dead. Long Live ROMANCING THE STONE: THE SERIES!
Deadline is reporting that the big screen reboot of ROMANCING THE STONE (which was rumored to have attracted the likes of Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler) is dead and that the project is now heading to television. NBC has bought the rights to a TV series adaptation of STONE and has attracted Shawn Levy (REAL STEEL) to produce it as well as possibly direct the pilot. NBC’s version will follow a successful but unfulfilled woman who teams with a risk-taking adventurer to take on weekly missions while on a larger quest to find her missing brother.
I guess the big thing to take away from this is that all the rumored heat that supposedly was surrounding the big-screen reboot last week was actually surrounding the series. Funny how that worked out. Part of it was true and part wasn’t. Too bad the film redo died, I was kinda looking forward to the Heigl/Butler version.
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